Afterwards, I rested on the tree legs. Barky knees poked my privates where I sat.I think it's a boy tree.
I ought to stitch a pair of pants for the poor thing. It's so cold out & anyway, sitting around out in the public open air without benefit of pants is indecent!
I had a pair of tree pants.
ReplyDeleteI wore them climbing. I think the trees appreciated it.
I'll have to take a drive; by the old house where I grew up. I don't believe that one walnut is there any longer; it had a branch; just high enough where I had to climb to reach it, but if I was very brave, I could slip off and hit the ground without climbing down.
Walnuts are different. They don't need pants, themselves....
Sure, if you just want your walnuts hanging out for all to see!
ReplyDeleteDamn the indecency of those liberal trees hanging out nude in public for everyone to see!
ReplyDeleteDon't forget flowers: bright-colored plant genitals waving around out in the open for all to see.
ReplyDeleteIs that a photo of the proposed tree pants. They're quite something.
ReplyDeleteMaybe tree pants upside down at all the 2-branch forks. Those parts can be rather graphic, but not really the poking part of barky knees there.
These were parts that some people would call "roots" but they were above the ground.
ReplyDeleteohhh wow, EXPOSED and naughty roots. I get it now.
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